
The big news, of course, is the Sens being in the Cup. Television is pretty well fucked these days - except for hockey! So it's double-good to have a Canadian team in the final and not just a bunch of Canadian players getting rich playing for US teams. And it's good having the Ducks as the ultimate losers in the Cup for two reasons: we won't have to see Chelios' ugly mug (and cheating ways) and we wno't have to listen to those bullshit announcers yak on about how great a goalie Dom Hasek is, even when he lets in 3 goals on 9 shots. Fuck Hasek! And go Sens!
We've been trying to avoid work as much as possible but people keep pushing it on us. That's talent, I guess. People, who mostly have little or no talent themselves, crave it when they see the real thing. So they come running to us! And we tell them to get stuffed! But they won't take fuck off for an answer! They're sweet that way even if they are a pain in the keister.